This passage opens the book Five Billion Years of Solitude, a reminder that life on Earth has an expiration date, but the duration our existence is in our own hands … nay, our brains, certainly here on Earth, and perhaps beyond.
On that note …(via jtotheizzoe)
THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
This is porn to me. I could watch it all day long
Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
best quote ever
im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood
time to put on my final exam outfit
Perfect reaction gif is perfect
How ant times did he nearly crack up doing that?
And fuck me while you’re at it. Please.
Everything on this post is fucking perfectly accurate.
god gave us two hands for a reason